Sunday night is the 2½-hour LOST finale. I think this calls for an Evangeline Lilly picture and some odds for how the show will end. First, the picture:
Good stuff. Now, the odds:
1:1 -- They kill the smoke monster
2:1 -- The separate timelines converge
9:2 -- Everyone dies
8:1 -- Everyone who died comes back to life
11:1 -- It was all a dream/hallucination
17:1 -- The smoke monster wins and the world ends
50:1 -- Orgy
52:1 -- Gangbang
700:1 -- Orgy/gangbang involving the smoke monster
Or as I've taken to calling it, "smokkake." I'm considering putting a dollar on it, you know....just in case. Happy watching.
UPDATE: I've just been informed that I forgot to include a "none of the above" option. Completely valid point. I'd probably set the odds for "The Field" at 1:5. But once again, if neither side dies and it's not resolved through group sex of some sort, there are gonna be a lot of disappointed viewers. And yes, as reader "JO" points out, "a lot of disappointed viewers is probably par for the course." Again, completely valid point.
UPDATE: I've just been informed that I forgot to include a "none of the above" option. Completely valid point. I'd probably set the odds for "The Field" at 1:5. But once again, if neither side dies and it's not resolved through group sex of some sort, there are gonna be a lot of disappointed viewers. And yes, as reader "JO" points out, "a lot of disappointed viewers is probably par for the course." Again, completely valid point.
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