Shouldn't "Baylor" Be Plural?

Upcoming story or brand-new fetish porn video? You decide. And if you decide on the latter, be ready to define "Baylor" and "UConn" in your answer.

Yep, That's an Ass

Congrats to the Yankees for clinching. And also to whoever that is for deciding to face the locker while changing.

Will the Real Jrue Holiday Please Stand Up?

Yes, this is the widow of Abe Pollin, the former owner of the Wizards, but you'd never know it from watching ESPN's coverage...

Pictures from the Draft

Here are the screenshots we got.  For a full recap, check out the Couchwarmers' liveblog of the NFL draft.

Tom Jackson milking himself.

J-Mac cheers on the New England Patriots after their selection.

Busta Rhymes makes a rare appearance to congratulate Joe Haden on being drafted by the Browns.

Attack of the Hooded Rando

Good morning, readers. Don't forget to check out our NFL Draft liveblog tonight.

This Woman is not a Colorado Avalanche Fan

Good morning, readers. I hope your night was better than hers.

Welcome Back, Hideki

If nothing else, Yankees fans know how to show their appreciation. Welcome back to the Stadium, Godzilla.