Pretty busy at work today but couldn't resist sharing the following:
1. If you live in Elmhurst, Illionois, you might want to start walking around with your eyes closed...
2. A baby was born with a penis on his back. Imagine the different positions he'll be able to experiment with when he gets older...
3. A black British couple gave birth to a white baby. You can make your own joke about this one.
4. And finally, on a more serious note, if you haven't tired of this subject yet (and really, you should read these even if you have) here are two articles that pretty much crown LeBron James as the world's biggest asshole. Enjoy your Wednesday.