Friday Roundup, NFL Draft Edition

Thanks to all of you who stopped by last night to read our NFL Draft liveblog. Hopefully, we kept you guys entertained. The one thing that we learned from the whole experience is that the four hours of the first round fly by when you're trying to type up a recap of the proceedings, take pictures of Tom Jackson gently caressing his breasts, and upload video of the Justin Tuck phone call all at the same time.

Also, thanks for sending in some good curse words last night. It's a shame we couldn't use all of them. Actually, the best we got wasn't a curse word, but a one-liner, and it comes to us from a reader who shall remain anonymous: "I like my whiskey like I like my women -- twelve years old and full of coke."

And the fun's just started. One round down, six more to go. We won't be liveblogging the remaining rounds though. Understandably, we're taking a short break after last night's excitement. You'll just have to find out for yourself where Jimmy Clausen, Colt McCoy, and Vince Oghobaase go.

And for those of you who didn't like last night's liveblog, let us know and we'll send Drew Doughty to your house to "fucking hip check the shit out of you."

Thanks for sticking with us through yet another week. Here's your Friday reward video. And one last time: we're sorry, Justin. If you're mad, just take it out on the rest of the NFC East this year.