Who's Coming With Me?

For the Couchwarmers, there's no better way to protest tax day than to rescue dollar bills from a random toilet in Wichita.

If you're interested in joining us, make sure to check out these guidelines beforehand.

And if you want to blow off some steam afterwards, you might want to attend the rally occurring five days and five minutes later, though I suspect those attendees will be in a different frame of mind. The participants of that rally would be much less hesitant to go toilet diving for cash.

Finally, my profuse apologies to Sam for bringing politics into the mix. He absolutely hates it. To make up for that, here's Creed singing about the Florida Marlins: