Saturday, May 22, 2010

LOST Finale Odds

Sunday night is the 2½-hour LOST finale. I think this calls for an Evangeline Lilly picture and some odds for how the show will end. First, the picture:

Good stuff. Now, the odds:

1:1     --  They kill the smoke monster
2:1     --  The separate timelines converge
9:2     --  Everyone dies
8:1     --  Everyone who died comes back to life
11:1   --  It was all a dream/hallucination
17:1   --  The smoke monster wins and the world ends
50:1   --  Orgy
52:1   --  Gangbang
700:1 --  Orgy/gangbang involving the smoke monster

Or as I've taken to calling it, "smokkake." I'm considering putting a dollar on it, you know....just in case. Happy watching.

UPDATE: I've just been informed that I forgot to include a "none of the above" option. Completely valid point. I'd probably set the odds for "The Field" at 1:5. But once again, if neither side dies and it's not resolved through group sex of some sort, there are gonna be a lot of disappointed viewers. And yes, as reader "JO" points out, "a lot of disappointed viewers is probably par for the course." Again, completely valid point.


  1. I'm going with "timelines converge" and "everyone who dies comes back to life". I think "they kill the smoke monster" is a sucker bet. Also, in case you forgot the plot of lost, here's a handy way to catch up: