So here's the deal:
We're looking at Peter's post as an audition of sorts. If he proves himself worthy of sharing the proverbial couch, as we fully expect him to, we may offer him a full-time spot (or at least as full-time as any blog created by unemployed people can be). If he decides to post about the Golden Girls or anything that makes us feel like this, then we're either going to pretend that we don't know him or give him the Chris "Mad Dog" Russo treatment.
Anyway, consider this his introduction. We know him as "Peter," or sometimes more affectionately as "Lil' George," or sometimes even more affectionately as "Little." He could very well be a part of the team for the long run.
So welcome to the big leagues, Little. Remember, you're speaking for 9.7% of us, so choose your words wisely. Godspeed.