Weekend Recap, Now with Fried Enema

Welcome back for another work week, loyal readers. For those of you who are upset about having to start another week of work/school, here's something that's sure to put a smile on your face:

Originally we were gonna go with this picture, but the one above just seemed to "stick."

Now, on to the weekend recap:

In a March post, we dubbed AMC's Breaking Bad "the best show on TV right now that you're not watching." Well, after a great stretch since that peaked with last night's insanely good episode, the Couchwarmers are prepared to elevate Breaking Bad to the best show on TV right now...period. It's that good. (Note from Sam: LOST is more important because of how few episodes are left and how culturally significant it has become, but the quality of Breaking Bad has surpassed that of LOST.)

In other news, there was a bomb scare in Times Square on Saturday night, and that's no funny matter. However, it's still funnier than Jay Leno's speech at the White House Correspondents' dinner.

Also, Tiger Woods missed the cut at Quail Hollow this weekend after shooting a disastrous 7-over 79 in round 2. As Sam put it, can somebody get this man a vagina?

Now, the Couchwarmers' daily commute consists of walking from our respective beds to our respective couches. For those of you who have longer commutes that involve interacting with people outside of your own gene pool, here's a site that may interest you. It matches you up with other people who share your commute so you have some company either to or from work. Now if you have to awkwardly lean against someone in a packed subway car, at least you'll sorta know them.

Oh, and if the weekend's sweltering heat has left you thirsty, try some Jew's Ear Juice. And how about some fried enema to nosh on?

Finally, if you happen to be wondering what to call milk that doesn't come from a cow, Rosanna Scotto will clear up your confusion. Enjoy.